Monday, November 3, 2008
REMOTELY THE SAME
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Sunday, November 2, 2008
GOTTA HAND IT TO, UM, SOMEBODY
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Friday, October 31, 2008
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN (CLASSES NOW FORMING)
ALL MEN ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY...
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
DEAR DEAR DOCTOR!
To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. The Doctor kicked all the relatives out of the room, closed the door with patient and he inside. After a while he came out and...
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
SHE"S IRONING OUT SOME BUGS IN HER COMPUTER
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Friday, October 24, 2008
SO THIS IS A MOTHER
Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is. 2. Think about it. It was the best way to get more people. 3. Mostly to clean the house. 4. To help us out of there when we were...
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
HMMM, SOMEONE"S COOKING
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
TRAFFIC TRIVIALITIES
1) Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place in line. 2) All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next thing they'll be selling is anti-perspirant to put under your car's fenders. 3) Traffic is always heavy in both directions....
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
FOOLPROOF CROWD DISPERSAL
A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and...
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
ONE SERIOUS GOLFER!
My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes. Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition, so I picked it up and continued on. When I...
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