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Sunday, November 16, 2008

HERB'S HAIR TONIC

Too many herbs, maybe?? Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

INSULTS FOR THAT PERFECT MOMENT

1) Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. 2) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4) If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman 5) Where did you get your haircut, the pet... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

GOOD OLD FASHIONED TEAMWORK

"Get back to Vancouver and start over!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

AHH, LIFE..IT ISN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE...

As someone would say, "Yeah, but...." Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

DANG LAWYERS! (just kidding...:)

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

LOST AND FOUND

Steve took his new wife camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day they got lost hiking in the deep woods. Steve tried the usual tactics to determine direction - moss on the trees (there was no moss), the direction of the sun (it was an overcast... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

PLAYING KIDNAPPED?

Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk him into staying, but he'd promised his bride he'd be home by six. I offered to call home for Rick.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 3, 2008

REMOTELY THE SAME

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

GOTTA HAND IT TO, UM, SOMEBODY

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Friday, October 31, 2008

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN (CLASSES NOW FORMING)

ALL MEN ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY... Sign in to see full entry.

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