Rumored Humor - "Laughter - the Instant Vacation"

Monday, August 31, 2009

EARLY SNOWFALL CATCHES SOME WITH PANTS DOWN

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ALL THIS OVER A DRUM?

There was a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child. One person told the boy that he would, if he continued to make so much noise, perforate his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

YOUR SUNDAY SERMON - "JUDAS ASPARAGUS"

If you need a laugh today, then this should do it! Even if you've read it before, I hope it at least makes you smile.: A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes. Through the eyes of a child: The Children's Bible in a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

IT MIGHT JUST BE BAD GAS

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

GOVERMENT CAN REALLY GET HIGH STRUNG

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

PRESCRIPTION CHECK

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?" The old man... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

THIS COULD ALMOST PASS AS A CHRISTMAS DECORATION

Guy in the truck: "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe..." Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

MY CAR'S ON FIRE! IT REALLY IS!

I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood. Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw. As luck would have it, he was standing behind the customer service counter. "Please help," I gasped. "My... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

BASHFUL BLADDER? (P.G.)

Woman in Picture: "Hey, big guy, is that all you got to show me?" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY

Penguin on the left: "He definitely has your Mother's beak." Penguin on the right: "I can't believe how early he's come out of his shell!" Sign in to see full entry.

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