Friday, September 25, 2009
MAILBOX LOVE - IN?
A friend asked me to replace the rotted post that her mailbox sat on, but to save the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nails in the bottom of the mailbox. To free the last nail, I wrapped my arms around the box in a bear hug and started yanking up. Just then a truck...
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
WALK-IN SCREAM CLINIC
A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him what...
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
MOOSE WORSHIP GOD ANYWHERE
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Friday, September 18, 2009
ANY YOU SAID YOU'RE FROM WHERE?
Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said. "Is that in Arabia?" "The Caribbean." She laughed, "Sorry, I never was very good at geometry."
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
BIG HAPPY BARN FALL DOWN BOOM
Well, at least it has a side door now, or is that a roof door????
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
ART NEEDS HELP!
Girl: "Oh, you poor thing. They put you through all this in the name of "art"??
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Monday, September 14, 2009
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN...AND PRAY
A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they make it to a long par three the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole son?" The young man says, "An eight iron, Father. How about you?" The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray." The...
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
WHY IS THIS BARN SMILING?
Profits were yummy and he got an extra share of greens.
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Sunday, September 6, 2009
PASTORS GET CABIN FEVER, TOO
Top Seven Signs Your Pastor Needs a Vacation (something light for a late summer Sunday ) His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "All right, listen up you heathen..." He falls asleep during his own sermon. He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts and a Tank Top. Every...
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
WATCH FOR FALLING COWS?
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