Wednesday, October 21, 2009
THE FLU HAD DEFINITELY HIT THE MCCOYS
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Friday, October 16, 2009
UM, DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING?
"I'm sure my wedding ring fell in here!"
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
BUTT DUST?
(This has to be from Kids. No adult could be this, um, creative) STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.. She tried in vain to take the lid...
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Ten Easy WAys To Say "NO"
Ten Easy Ways to Say "NO" I'd love to, but... 1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 The President said he might drop in. 5 The man on television told me to say tuned. 6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant. 7 I'm...
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
"This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand. We could still use more hands!"
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
NOW THIS IS TRAVEL FIRST CLASS
Kitten: Are you my Mommy? Will I look like you when I grow up?"
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Monday, October 5, 2009
THOSE CORDLESS PHONES CAN LEAVE YOU PANTING
Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother's home and found her standing in the middle of the living room, halfway dressed. That didn't strike me as odd so...
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Friday, October 2, 2009
A SCARECROW TO FIGHT HARVEST ANXIETY??
" Did you just call me a scarecrow. Come here and say that, tooth-to-tooth!" -->
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
WHO SAID COWS ARE DUMB?
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Friday, September 25, 2009
MAILBOX LOVE - IN?
A friend asked me to replace the rotted post that her mailbox sat on, but to save the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nails in the bottom of the mailbox. To free the last nail, I wrapped my arms around the box in a bear hug and started yanking up. Just then a truck...
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