Rumored Humor - "Leaky Pipe Emergency"

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Someone Here Has a Leaky Pipe Emergency?

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here tofix the leaky pipe," he announced. "I didn't call a plumber," said thelady. "What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Frobisher?" The Frobishers moved out of this house over a year ago," explained thelady. "How do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 2, 2009

NO ONE CAN SAY THESE EGGS ARE HEARTLESS

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

AND THE CHIEF MOUSE IS...

Live Mouse: "Okay, scram. There's only room for one mouse in the house and that's me. And while you're at it, take that crazy machine with you." Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 23, 2009

ALL I WANTED WAS A COLD DRINK

Cat: "I don't know why humans sit on this thing for hours while I'm dying of thirst." Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

THE FLU HAD DEFINITELY HIT THE MCCOYS

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Friday, October 16, 2009

UM, DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING?

"I'm sure my wedding ring fell in here!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

BUTT DUST?

(This has to be from Kids. No adult could be this, um, creative) STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.. She tried in vain to take the lid... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Ten Easy WAys To Say "NO"

Ten Easy Ways to Say "NO" I'd love to, but... 1 I have to floss my cat. 2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want to spend more time with my blender. 4 The President said he might drop in. 5 The man on television told me to say tuned. 6 I've been scheduled for a eyelash transplant. 7 I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

ALL HANDS ON DECK!

"This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand. We could still use more hands!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

NOW THIS IS TRAVEL FIRST CLASS

Kitten: Are you my Mommy? Will I look like you when I grow up?" Sign in to see full entry.

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