Trouble With Initials

Three men are sitting (wrapped in towels) in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. Tim presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager, " he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. Max lifts his... Sign in to see full entry.

Ten things not to say to a naked guy 1. It's more fun to look at. 2. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 3. Wow, and your feet are so big. 4. It's ok, we'll work around it. 5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 6. What do you call this? 7. Is that an optical illusion? 8. What is that? 9.... Sign in to see full entry.

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks: "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache." He replies, "Gotcha!" Sign in to see full entry.

Home safe and healthy after spending two nights in London rather than one. I did learn just how stiff and achy my body can become after sitting in the car and in my sis' place without remembering to get up and stretch occasionally, but that's okay. I did bring my cane for some support and I'm glad I... Sign in to see full entry.

Well now, Liz and I will be driving up to London, Ontario this evening, around 7p.m. hopefully, as she has a "workshop" there tomorrow from 9a.m. to 3p.m. And while she's doing that, I will spend tthe day visiting my sister and B.I.L. It will be a nice change from the regular routine. I've always... Sign in to see full entry.

Well now, today this computer is running smoothly and one wouldn't know there's a thing wrong with it....no freezing up, and I am just staying away from Adobe, which seems to be another source of problems. The thing is, this machine is so unpredictable - runs well one day, then goes all weird on us.... Sign in to see full entry.

Our computer is acting up again. If it kicks out and I disappear for a couple of days or weeks, give or take, just know that healthwise, all is well here. I am sticking this in as a post so all will know. Hopefully whatever was wrong yesterday will be okay today. Anyway, crossing my fingers and... Sign in to see full entry.

I came across this statement in a book I'm currently reading written by Jeffrey Deaver. I'm not ceratin if it originated with him or someone else, but it's definitely food for thought: "Man's greatest weapon of all is deception." How true that is! From our world leaders right down to and including... Sign in to see full entry.

Promise not to tell... finger to lips, Shhhh.... We both keep our secrets 'til later.... GWS Sign in to see full entry.

Men o pause... the men suck in their beer guts as a shapely woman walks by. GWS Sign in to see full entry.