Monday, October 18, 2004
IF YOU KNEW WHO I REALLY WAS, YOU'D SHIT!
No, and I'm not the Tidy Bowl man. I kind of look like him, though. Well, at least some mornings I do. Other mornings I look like a warmed up version of Frosty the Snowman. And, every once in a while, I appear to be a cross between Albert Einstein and Bozo the Clown. Yet, my momma said I could pass...
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Thursday, October 14, 2004
I GOTTA GET UP THAT MOUNTAIN TOO YOU KNOW
You know, as a professional I often travel down other avenues and it's not that I'm disloyal to this place here but sometimes a man must do what a man must do to get up that mountain. And so, I hitched my horse to another post as I traversed the byways. It is here http://rickyjfico.blogspot.com/....
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
FELLOW BLOGGERS AND BLOGGERETTES, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL.
Thank you all so kindly, we did it. I finally made the big time, earned a hundred smackaroos on the network, oh, I'm so exited, I think I like it, you know, you know... I can't help it, I'm so excited... Suddenly I feel like dancing, doing the disco. Where's Donna Summer when you need her? How about...
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Monday, October 11, 2004
CATCH-22
Help, I need your clicks,desperately. Twenty-two more cents and I reach the $100 mark, a good enough reason to dance and sing and drink Champagne and call anybody and everybody I'd ever known. Come on and click me and join me in my celebration. I'd be deeply moved. I want to thank you for all your...
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Saturday, October 9, 2004
I REMEMBER SO WELL THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE
Typhoon-like winds swirling and whirling all around, the roars of thunder pounding inside my twelve year-old head. The piercing spears of blue, jagged and frightening, striking near the periphery of my innocence. I'm but a boy, abandoned and left to die. I have nothing to shield me against the...
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Friday, October 8, 2004
AS A PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER I GET TO SEE IT ALL
Out in the back yard, I dunno what it is, an amalgamation of man/woman, boobed and moustachioed, sipping on Mint Juleps while reading Esquire and then shifting to Cosmo... I'm still Jung and maybe a bit naive and I don't know much about transcontinental travel yet, my mind's still preoccupied with...
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Monday, October 4, 2004
FUCK IF I EVER DO A STORY AGAIN AT THE CAT HOUSE
As a professional blogger I'm sometime put to the test. Which is okay as long as the tester doesn't get too testy. This weekend I was given the test - the pregnancy test I think but I could be wrong. Sometimes even a professional blogger is wrong but that's not too often though. Anyway I was out and...
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Saturday, October 2, 2004
SEX, SEX AND MORE SEX -THE LIFE OF A PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER
As a professional blogger I'm sometimes put in the position - mercenary, doggie-style, and the missionary and the 69. Oops, I'm so sorry. Wrong positions, wrong topic. I know what you're thinking: "Is that all Ricky J Fico thinks about?" Well, no! I think about a lot of things. If I didn't I never...
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
BLOGGERS, I MUST HAND IT TO YOU GUYS. . . AND GALS
Bloggers, I admire your dedication, your tenacity, your will to write about your passions, your joys, your fears -to lend a page to the " Book Of Life." This world of ours, it needs a few more bright lights -to help bring some clarity to the darkness we often find ourselves in. This is not only my...
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
AM I A LUCKY BASTARD!
As a professional blogger I often get the plum assignments. Like this coming Thursday. I'd been invited to do the Presidential Debate. I get to sit on the sidelines, wear a toupee and talk like Howard Cosell and inform the public as two honchos duke it out. I'm such a lucky bastard, wouldn't you...
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