Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Phone Service Disrupted Due to Non-Payment?????
I'm home today. It's rainy and chilly where I live. I won't say "cold" because I realize that the term is relative. Cold to me is 38 degrees but if you live in Canada or the likes, then 38 degrees means it's warming up outside. Anyway, I went to log on using my laptop and found that I didn't have a...
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Sunday, February 22, 2004
Wonky Drives To Texas To Harm Ren3
Well, Wonky has decided to drive to Texas and kick my country ass for writing that absurd post about her nipples. So a public apology is in order. Wonky, please forgive me! I'm a soulless waif who'll do nearly anything for CLICKS. I need help!!! Please don't harm me. I'll look for a support group...
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Saturday, February 21, 2004
Wonky Bares Her Breasts in Public!!!!!!! Nipples!!!!!!!
Now I'm bitter. For weeks now my blog, "The Loserville Chronicles" has steadily held the first place spot in the Humor Category. And then yesterday, for seemingly NO REASON, it dropped to second place. Upon investigation, it was discovered that Mahnarch's blog about his balls is the reason. He wrote...
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Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Tornado Season!!!!
At last! The weather has turned toward Spring. The unusual snowfall of 4 inches that paralyzed our city has melted. Now the breezes are warmer, the sun is out in all its glory. No jacket was required today. This type of weather starts me thinking about tornadoes. Being a housing inspector for FEMA,...
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Sunday, February 15, 2004
Reflections of 9-11
I wrote this piece on 9-13-01. I often wonder about the effects of 9-11 on the general population of America. Will studies be done in future years to determine if an entire nation's population went through mass Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?? I believe they will. And I believe the experts will find...
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Thursday, February 12, 2004
Hair-Raising Dating Stories
I hope you guys read SizeXtraPoor's list of all-time worst losers she's ever dated. Wow! What a bunch of stinko's! She must have some kind of Loser-Radar. These guys seek her out like a heat-seeking missile and zero-in. Anyway, her post got me thinking about some of my worst dates ever. There was...
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MARIS STEWART TAKES OVER FOR MARTHA
Hi, my name is Maris Stewart and I am Martha’s homely, ugly sister. Yeah, that’s right. She never told you about me, did she? No! And why would she? Embarrassed? Ashamed? Now who’s embarrassed??? Now that big sis is off to prison for 3-5 years, I thought I’d just drop by and see if I could pick up...
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Wednesday, February 11, 2004
TOLKIEN REVISITED
Sorry for the anger that apparently oozed out in my last post. As you may have realized, I had just come back from the post office and grocery store and had encountered the usual assholes who stand in the front doorway of the grocery store talking to their friends on the phone, unconcerned about how...
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Monday, February 9, 2004
PET PEEVES-OH MY GOD! A LIST!
I've never done a Pet Peeves List, but it seemed like alot of this kind of stuff is happening to me of late, so I took some mental notes and came up with a list. These are some of my Pet Peeves: You know how you have to stand in line at the grocery store for 5-10 minutes, then wait while they scan...
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Sunday, February 8, 2004
SCRIBER DISSES PATROLSERGEANT'S WRITING
Last night in a comment concerning my recent post (Petition For PatrolSergeant's Return) about PatrolSergeant, Scriber had this to say: hi doll, my opinion, as I've said before, why worry? We are all adult writers. We come, we go, the world goes on. Surely the Sgt was not that great in the scheme of...
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