LIFE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

Friday, August 20, 2004

TREES AND FLEAS!!!!! A TYPICAL DAY IN THE LIFE!!!!!

What a week!!!!! I've been in Florida since Sunday and already, I've got burn-out. I spoke to my friend and fellow inspector, Jerry (not the Jerry I slept with in Detroit) this evening and he was saying the same thing. It's a combination of things: It's too freaking hot here in Florida The extent of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

A GALA CELEBRATION FOR WHAMMIE AND I MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!

I spoke to Mark2556 on the phone today and he told me I missed Whammie’s Birthday Celebration. DAMNIT! I hate when that happens. In any event, HBTY, Whamenator. Give ‘em hell for another year. Me??? Same old shit! A hurricane hit Florida. Here I am ALONE in another hotel room—Orlando this time,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

HIGH HOPES OF GOOD SEX WITH MARK2556 NOW DASHED!!!!!!!!

A typical first day on any new disaster---I traveled all day, arrived late, tired, dirty and hungry. Barely got my equipment checked out and found one of the few remaining hotel rooms in the area. Got checked in and ran back to Field Operations for the briefing--the last one of the day. If you don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 14, 2004

SWEET DREAMS, BLOGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit! It's midnight in Dallas and I'm still not packed. Too much shit to do!!! House sitters, dogs, cats, shopping for cat litter, catching up the laundry, calling people, cleaning out frig--I should be tired. But sadly, I ain't. I'm just sitting here blogging. Somehow, we always feel like... Sign in to see full entry.

HURRICANE CHARLEY MEETS UP WITH PASSIONFLOWER

Yes, it's true. I'm headed to Florida--West Palm Beach. That's where Field Operations is at this time anyway. Please help! I need to be there ASAP but the guy I spoke to said by Monday A.M. at the latest. Do you think I should drive? I checked mapquest and it's 1200 + miles from here. Plus, you have... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 13, 2004

YOUNGER MEN WITH STAMINA VERSUS EXPERIENCED! WHAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE?

Today is Friday the 13th, in case you weren't aware. I'm not a superstitious person, so that makes no difference to me, but it bugs alot of people. I'm working at the design studio today for my friend, Sarah. I stayed at her house last night. There were a couple of guys, a pizza delivery man, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

LOST CREDIT CARDS AND SHOPPING TRIPS I DON'T REMEMBER

I was awoken by my cell phone this morning, which stays plugged up on my nightstand. It was one of my applicants from Detroit calling to say he hadn't heard anything from FEMA. So I told him to call 1800-621-FEMA and give them his registration number and they would look up his application. I say... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

IS MONEY SPENT GAMBLING "SQUANDERED"???????????????

Guess you heard...the "Ass Blog" is back in all its steaminess. I've spent the whole day blogging and I said I wouldn't do this when I first returned from Michigan. So, I'm kind of down on myself for sitting around the house all day in a black house dress sipping coffee and playing. How naughty of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 9, 2004

8 HOUR WORK WEEKS! HEAVENLY! IF ONLY THEY PAID BETTER!!!!!

Today, it began to feel like my old routine again. I went to see my friend, Tom, the chiropractor. Tom is a lovely man with a clever smile and just enough gray to appear wizened. He's only been divorced for a year. He wasn't busy, so we talked a long time and kind of flirted. I showed him my ass... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 8, 2004

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A "ROYAL FUCK"?????????????????

You know you're dying to know how last night turned out. Remember? I bought new jewelry and clothes and planned an eveing out with a couple of girlfriends. We went ot one of those big, ole noisy Texas dance halls--loud and smokey and filled with guys and gals in Levis and cowboy hats. So we got... Sign in to see full entry.

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