Wednesday, December 6, 2006
A GIRL WHO KNOWS WAAAAAY TOO MUCH ABOUT ROOFS!!!!!!!!!
As you may recall, I'm studying for my exam so I can become a housing inspector for VHA. I have just completed the chapter on roofs. OMG! Who knew there was sooooo much to learn about them??? I guess every one of you reading this has a roof over his or her head. But how much do you really know about...
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Monday, December 4, 2006
SHELLY AND OFFBEAT MADE ME DO THIS...I'M INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!!!
Last night's late night discussion between me, Shelly and Offbeat revealed some startling conclusions: Shelly and Offbeat do NOT know the words to "Jingle Bells" Offbeat is far too obsessed with tanning Shelly should get out more Taps thinks "Mustard" is an alarming color For more revealing intimate...
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Sunday, December 3, 2006
HERE IS MY YESTERDAY IN A NUTSHELL!!!!!!!
I need to get my inspector license so I can do home inspections for VHA. So I checked the closest library’s website and found the instruction book I needed and drove over there to check the book out. Upon entering the Farmers Branch Public Library, I went to the check-out desk: “Hi, I need to get a...
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Saturday, December 2, 2006
HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS GOING? RATE IT HERE!
What did you want to be when you were 10 years old? A fireman? A doctor? A lawyer? Did you want to move to Africa and run a wildlife preserve? Did you want to join an environmental group and help save the rain forests? I always wanted to be a writer. I never saw myself in any other profession and as...
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR FACE AND SUCK YOUR TOES!!!!!!!!!
Well, so much for finding a so-called "Normal guy" these days. As you may have read in Offbeat's post, though they may have money and education, they just don't seem to have any "normal" dating habits. This week Offbeat has had dates with men who wanted to lick her face and suck her...
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006
WHY DO PEOPLE NEED LOVE ANYWAY????
I've continued to keep up with a few of the guys I met on the dating site. Remember the one who kept insisting that we meet in a park on our first date? He contacted me again tonight and said he wanted to see me. Guess where he wanted to meet this time? A parking lot. I said, "Derek, what's wrong...
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Monday, November 27, 2006
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IS REALLY ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!
Okay, how do you feel about being around someone who’s giddy over their new boy/girl friend and you don’t have a significant other??? Richard has a brand new girlfriend. He’s known her for about a month. They’re on the phone all the time with each other. It makes me sick! They giggle, they laugh,...
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Saturday, November 25, 2006
WHAT IS IT THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?????
In my recent post about how little common sense mankind still has, Whacky offered me a glass or cup of tea. We all have special foods,drinks or activities that make us feel better. There are specific types of beverages for particular ailments. For instance, if you're boyfriend leaves you, there are...
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Thursday, November 23, 2006
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!
No, I'm not talking about that lousy ex-husband of yours! I'm talking real turkey here. My mother wouldn't buy anything but Butterballs. I like several different brands...all about the same until you get into the generic brands. My mother's cornbread dressing was always very popular too. She had a...
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO THAT I'VE QUIT THE DATING SITE??????
I know I told you this morning that I was quitting that dang dating site because of all the freaking wierdoes I've met on there. It has been strange and funny. But guess what? It has given me some cool stuff to write about. I've gotten 3 good blogs out of it. You know you loved reading about "nude...
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