Saturday, April 24, 2004
VERY DEPRESSING DAY!!! UPSET. CRYING. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
Yesterday, I received a reply from an agent that I had recently contacted. Here's what he said about the manuscript I sent him: "The premise of the plot is intriquing but, unfortunately, I did not feel the execution was intriquing enough. The premise is profound and Jennifer's isolation a resonable...
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Friday, April 23, 2004
PERHAPS GOD IS A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER AND LIFE A VIDEO GAME!!!
The world and mankind—what are we? Why do we exist? We are the most amazing interactive television show ever created. We are God’s idea of an ongoing drama/comedy/thriller/romance and so on. We are an all-compassing, complex to the nth degree, entertainment program for all of Heaven. We constantly...
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Thursday, April 22, 2004
NEVER LOVE A CAT!!!
Everyone knows how risky it is to love something. How many times have you fallen in love with a car, only to total it on the freeway or lose it in an ugly divorce? We fall in love with everything from a pair of red 4” stilettos to our hairdresser. We grow attachments, easily sometimes, to favorite...
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Saturday, April 17, 2004
CHRIS2303 WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris2303 has written in to ask: Passionflower, have you thought of murdering your husband instead of divorcing him? Chris, I have thought of that. I sat down with my trusty calculator and crunched some numbers, and came up with a figure of about $120,000. This includes insurance, proceeds from the...
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Friday, April 16, 2004
DRESSING MY HUSBAND FOR HIS DATE~~~TWO WAYS TO GO HERE!!!
So my husband (almost ex) goes up to Human Resources two days ago to get the information concerning funds distribution for our 401k. And guess what? He got a date with the head of Human Resources. Yes, that's right. He told her he wanted to take her to dinner before he left town and she said she'd...
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
TEAS BATHS AND OTHER EROTIC SECRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight, I'm giving myself a warm tea bath. These are very relaxing, easy and beneficial to your skin. Bring 2 cups of distilled water to a boil. Add 2 family size tea bags. Let steep for 2 hours. By then the liquid has cooled enough to use. If you wish to have the warmest possible solution, you'll...
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Monday, April 12, 2004
IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD????
I used to work in downtown Dallas. There was this tall, thin man with scraggly beard who would stand on the corner of Commerce and Industrial each and every day. He held a wooden handmade sign that read, “The End of the World is Nigh.” Of course it went on to say, “Repent and accept Jesus” but I...
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Sunday, April 11, 2004
WELCOME NEW BLOGGER. LET ME EXPLAIN YOUR STRANGE NEW DISEASE.
I've just read the post of new blogger, bridgetjm. This person is experiencing sore butt and aching back from sitting in an uncomfortable chair, blogging for the past 6 days since first signing on. Since we have so many new bloggers around here, I thought I'd post my answer: Welcome new person. I've...
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Friday, April 9, 2004
I THINK WE SOLD THE HOUSE***BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 401k????
Guess what? I think we might have sold the house. Good news, right? Now, I'm starting to feel all conflicted and confused. Now I'm looking around at the little town where we live and saying, "You know, it's not such a bad place after all." (somebody slap me!) I'm gazing about at the lovely...
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Thursday, April 8, 2004
What To Do On Easter If You Have No Family To Share It With!!!!
I was raised Baptist, so Easter is about the resurrection of Jesus Christ. But over the years, especially if you have children around, it becomes something broader. It's a time when you can hear children's voices laughing as they run around with colorful baskets full of gaily decorated eggs. It's...
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