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Friday, October 21, 2005

Coping Through Creativity

As you read in my last post I dabble a bit in fine art photography. I also paint abstract paintings. Abstract expressionism for me is a way to "exercise the demons" that come with an eighteen month deployment. I am currently doing a body of work Titled "Coping through Creativity" I paint at least... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

You Know What They Say About Assuming.

People are surprised to learn that I dabble in fine art photography. I always tell them it is a bit of hobby that has run amuck. A few weeks ago I told someone that and they said "that's no hobby Sugah, you are an Arteeeest." I enjoy photography and primarily take landscape pictures. A gentleman who... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

ABC Gum?

Do you remember the days of grade school when getting caught chewing gum in class was an offense worthy of the electric chair? Well, I had a science teacher in the seventh grade that I am sure missed his calling as a "PSY OPS" officer. On the first day of class, as most children do, we had to test... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Hypocrisy in Suburbia

Warning this Blog contains Foul Language and is not fit for any audience: Last night I heard a bottle rocket outside that sounded very close, it was followed shortly there after by another one that went right by my office window. I went outside to see what was going on and there was no one outside.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Job Security

Everyday when I go into work, even when I am late, which has been more often than not since hubby left. I walk in and see them all smile and sigh with relief. This is because I am the only one in the office who knows how to make coffee. I have tried to explain several times my formula passed down... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Is Flatulence Still Funny?

When I was a child my parents were not "pull my finger" people. Although, I can remember a certain shopping trip to the local department store where my father ripped off a nasty one and moved on down the isle to escape the stench. Out of nowhere an unsuspecting store clerk came zipping down the isle... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Southern Accent

The other day a friend says "I've noticed that you lost your southern accent," and went on to say "I really miss it. You always sounded sweet as a Georgia peach." I told him "Yes, I have been working on it for a while now." He looked confused as I went on to tell him "I have been trying to lose my... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

How Nice!

I received a call the other day from a childhood friend. It seems she was out carousing the bars in my old home town and ran across my first crush. On and on she went about how they talked forever and he bought her a drink. Imagine my surprise to be told that of all the things happening in the world... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Family Expressions

In everyone's family tree lurks a list of family expressions that the rest of the world probably isn't up to speed on. Although, I am sure that some of these are not original, they have made their rounds in our family conversations for years. Most of these quotes stem from days prior to political... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 8, 2005

What's in a Name?

I was recently introduced to a young man named Quentin. So I asked him if he was the fifth child in his family. This young man looks at me and says "No! Why do people keep asking me that?" This poor fellow had no idea that his name is Latin for "the fifth." The more I thought about it the more it... Sign in to see full entry.

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