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Friday, November 11, 2005

Speaking of Wisdom Teeth...

Alpenwasser's blog Novocain Optional Part II has inspired me to share my wisdom teeth story. It was not my most shinning moment but now that I am far past the dry sockets I can laugh about it. I had all four of wisdom teeth removed at one time and my dentist was kind enough to put me out in order to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Dumpster Diving

This morning I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off. I was way past my traffic window and well on my to a counseling statement for being late to work again. Still I was in a frenzy trying to be not too terribly late. Since it was garbage day I grabbed the garbage to take out to my... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Too tired to blog

Okay so I am too tired to blog today although I did want to let you all know that I did not hit the powerball. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

What would you do with $17.2 million cash?

Okay so I stopped at the gas station today and believe it or not I got up sold. I dunno why but the cashier asked if I wanted to add a powerball ticket to my order. I mean they aren't on commission or anything. Of course I did the standard thanks but no thanks but as I started to write the date on... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Were you having some problems this morning?

I have been in a mad rush all week coordinating a Halloween event my office is putting on Monday night. Wouldn't you know it we had meetings all week last week and none of them were pertaining to my project. So, Thursday night I had a late meeting to work out event details with my volunteers and... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Parting is such sweet sorrow

When I was younger my breakfast of champions consisted of a Mountain Dew and Snickers bar. Not only did wake me up but it also had that little known medicinal purpose in that it was the only thing known to man to cure cotton mouth. Somewhere along the road to college I started to drink coffee I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Arrows?

As a preface to this little family story I would like to say that I do remember a time prior to designated drivers and before it came to national attention of how truly dangerous drinking and driving is. That said, this incident occurred back before twelve step programs were common knowledge and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Mental Paintbrush

Why is it every time I sit down to lunch I have a coworker who is forced to go to the lowest common denominator of conversation? I will be opening up my freshly microwaved box of lean gourmet muck and suddenly from out of nowhere BAM! The conversation gets turned into surgery TV. AKKKKKK! What hell... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Veritas Vineyards?

In my last blog I told you all I have figured what I want to be when I grow up. Gee it only took me till thirty something to do it, but woo hoo I wanna be a winemaker. So I bounced the idea off of my husband about our future with a dream of us one day having our own Vineyard. He loves the idea,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Family Tradition

.:::Crackle Crackle::: Ah the sound of leaves under foot and all the yummy color changes. It means one major cool wonderful thing to me. THE CARMEL APPLES ARE HERE, THE CARMEL APPLES ARE HERE! The other day as I walked into the super market there they sat in all of their crushed peanut coated glory.... Sign in to see full entry.

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