Saturday, January 22, 2005
Oh! That was ugly! Why does that have to happen?!
I just saw a couple of young girls walking down the street. I would say they were about twelve, give or take a year or so. They were cute enough, but I had forgotten what happens to girls bodies around this age! Boy! Do they look funky! I forgot how gawky girls get about that age, that pre-puberty...
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Friday, January 21, 2005
If you see me and I look fat, just ignore me!
So, I'm looking pretty skinny these days. Unfortunately, I think it's just the mirror in my master bathroom, not an actual change in size or change in mentality. But, it's awesome to look in the mirror and see skinny! Real skinny! So, if you see me out and I look fat, just ignore me. Try not to...
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Thursday, January 20, 2005
He remembered the tampons! What a guy!
I'm married to one of those guys who doesn't really like to talk about a woman having her period. He knows it happens, understands it, but would rather not talk about it. He's sympathetic if I have cramps or something, but doesn't want to hear anything about it past that. Of course, this is a source...
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Saturday, January 8, 2005
Bite me!
WHY WOMEN ARE CRABBY...... We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap...
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Thursday, January 6, 2005
Is anyone else NOT dieting?!
Damn, everywhere I go I hear about people's diets. Every time I turn on the television there are ads for diets, exercise equipment, fat burning pills. Even at the grocery store there are end caps full of cortislim and all kinds of other expensive bullshit pills. I shake my head and just laugh. It's...
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