Sunday, January 30, 2005
Want a peep show?!
All you've gotta do is move into the house that is for sale across the street. Unfortunately for them, they have gotten several peep shows from me! The house we had been living in for the last two years didn't have any windows in the master bedroom that faced toward a road or neighbor. So.... I got...
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Oh God, I've become one of THEM!
So, the guy two houses down is a single dad. His kid has already become comfortable enough in my house that he jumps over the back fence and just lets himself in. He's a cool kid, although, I'll admit little boys aren't really my thing. I didn't think so, but I really prefer little girls. I'm just...
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If you got your head chopped off, you'd still be the most sexual person...
That's what I was told this morning. Surprisingly, the words came from my husband in a disgusted tone. Not seriously disgusted, but it was his attempt to let me know we wouldn't be hittin' the sheets this morning. He's been tired lately because of a hectic work schedule, and well, I haven't been! I...
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Monday, January 24, 2005
When you're butt gets too big for your jeans...
Do you throw them away and start over or try to shrink your butt?! I thought I had thrown most of my really tiny clothes away. I don't think I'll ever be in a size one again and looking at those outgrown jeans depresses me. Unfortunately, my husband packed some of my clothes and they came with me....
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Sunday, January 23, 2005
I hate to point this out, but...
I think my husband is blind. Last night I showed him some pictures I took during our move. One was a picture of him asleep with a ton of boxes surrounding him. When he saw the picture he gasped and whined that he didn't know how I was attracted to him anymore. "I've gained so much weight, and look...
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