Thursday, July 24, 2008
In another world
I'm in another world I write and I'm a boy in a small town or a clown on the beach front or a girl riding horses but it's late and the house is still and he says, "You comin' on to bed?" so I write. Just one more time to dive into the river Just one more ride before we leave the fair Just one more...
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Saturday, July 5, 2008
Uninspired
Blank. Blank. Blankety blankety blank blank blank. Tip head Shake shakeity shakity shake shake shake. Sigh and think Think and blink. Thinkety thinkety, think think think. Sit and shrug Read and plead Blankety blankety blank blank blank Sad, sad blank. blankety blankety blank blank blank.
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Something to Chew on...
Ode to POOP (crap, sh*t, doo-doo etc.) WONDERFUL POTTY! (This is a repost and is now dedicated to shelly b for only the best of reasons.) O Steaming, smelly piles, thy warmth draws swarms of flies, their wings glimmering in the sunshine! Crap! Hoards of emotion are evoked when your image is forced...
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008
A couple of limericks - not my own work but cute
My Dad told these to me when I was about 8. He had some other good ones but I can't remember them all. Here are two though. There once was a man from Blackheath, Who sat on his set of false teeth. He exclaimed with a start, "Oh, Lord bless my heart, I've bitten myself underneath!" There once was a...
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
I have nothing better to do
I have nothing better to do than to sit and blog with you. And you have nothing better to do than sit and read so whoo hoo! And maybe write some bit of wisdom of your own for me to read. But isn't it really great that there isn't anything better to do than to sit and do what we do when we do it? To...
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Saturday, July 8, 2006
You showed your ass and now
thats all I can see. Times were tough, but not just for you. Your 'scream face' is forever imprinted in my memory and manages to cloud my mind whenever you are there You are there and I am here as it has been and that is just fine because for days you showed your ass. Then one day you took your...
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Saturday, May 20, 2006
DUBIOUS DEPONTICATION
Doth the dolt dare defiance of the droning Laws of Physics? I daresay he doeth not so with much success. Damning the dizzying heigts, he deferrs to reality and descends.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
NoZe iS fRoZe
My nOZE iS FroZe rIgHt doWn tO mY ToEz So I pUt oN mOrE CloZe bUt aZ eVeRyOnE kNowZ wHeN yOuR ToEz iZ frOzE Or yOuR LitTLe PiNk NoZe It aiN't jUsT thE CloZe ThAt yOu nEed, 'sPeCialLy wHeN iT sNoWz. In mY tIme oF NeeD sOmEonE RoZe to CudDle mY pOor NoZe ThEn WaRmeD Up mY FroZe liTtLe ToEz. As...
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Saturday, November 26, 2005
FreSh MeAt
FrEsh, fReSH mEaT!! HuRry, sCurRy, rUn aNd RuN rAt!! JumP oVer ThE aWkwArdlY sTrEwN bOdiEs, IgNoRing thEir BlAnk StAre. sLiDe tHrOuGh sTiCkY/SlicK poOls oF nOt qUitE dRiEd bLOoD, pUsHiNg maNglEd cOrPsEs aSiDe wiTh DisDAin O hAsTeN YouR prOgrEsS!! ThErE's NoT A mOmEnT To SpArE!! FrEsH MeAt is HERE!!
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Thursday, November 3, 2005
bLoGgErs BloGgiNg BloGgily Blog Bloggy Blogs
Bloggers blogging in the morning, blog as they sip their brew of choice, Blogit's thinking bloggers whose bloggy minds think a thought and then rejoice! Blog bloggily, blog prolific piles of profound words that beg, "hear my voice!!" Bloggy bloggers' with soggy cereal, crumbs and cups collecting...
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