Poor, poor little puddy tat--that "owie" has GOT to hurt!!
My fellow inmate here at the Fleabag Hotel, Mickey, got majorly wounded--apparently from a cat fight (it wasn't with me, I swear!). The warden hauled him off in the portable prison to see that nice man in the white coat, and Mickey didn't return home until the evening. Boy was he a sorry sight--his... Sign in to see full entry.