RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT: No gopher cakes or fish treats??

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

No gopher cakes or fish treats??

I feel like such a male prostitute. I sucked up to the warden for a good solid week before my birthday, and I even said nice things about her in my last post. I even said I loved her, for meowing out loud! I thought for sure she'd take the bait and go all out for my birthday, but what did I get?... Sign in to see full entry.

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