Sunday, August 7, 2005
My Project
Ok folks, just like when I asked you all to send me your questions and shit, well, I am going to be making a section of my revised version of my book that is comprised of story ideas other people have inspired me to write. If you don't want to participate, that's fucking fine by me, 'cause I'm going...
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Saturday, August 6, 2005
Proof That I Might Be Insane
Well folks, I went and dropped some scratch- about 40 bucks- and got my short-story and rant collection published. Hell, I even got an ISBN number. I'm moving up in the world. Yeah, right. This is mostly for people who have put up with this shit so far, but here's a link to the book and such:...
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Friday, August 5, 2005
Everything Is Ineveitable
As crazy, gay, odd, wierdo-esque, not-fitting, whatever- this is really a werid thing, a sappy book actually got me to think. The book is called A Perfect Day, and it was sitting on a desk in the office, part of a Reader's Digest large-type combo with another story. Anyway, I started reading it for...
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Wednesday, August 3, 2005
Random Shitty Story
The putrid smell of rotting spice filled the air surrounding the decrepit mansion. The “old lady” smell has given way to the putrescence of the myriad of other odors lingering the wake of the destruction by the Beast. There was no moonlight; dark gray clouds filled the sky, reflecting the lights of...
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005
It Strikes Me As Being Odd
I have just finsished composing a piece of techno music with operatic qualities on this cool program Garage Band- it came on my PowerBook G4; I've had it for about 3 months now and never played with the fucking thing!- and I decided to read the news. An article on the space shuttle caught my eye....
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We Interrupt This Rant to Annoy You and to Make Things Generally Irritating
Ok, where was I? Ah yes, I remember. The reason I brought up the previous topic was because I have to deal with one of the most pretentious people I have ever met. I know I come off like a pontifical know-it-all, but I know that I have much more to learn. I also know my palce in the cosmos,...
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More Twisted Inspiration!
Please excuse me while I step up into my pulpit and prepare myself for my sermon. Imagine if you will a person who is to narrow-minded to see beyond their nose. Now add money and some status, with a dash of pseudo-indiference, the kind you find on the Pretentiousness Highway with the boys and girls...
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Sunday, July 31, 2005
Ha!
This one was inspired by a total dipshit, at least in my humble opinion. I don't know about the rest of the world and people out there, but pretentious bullshit passed off a literature or more commonly poetry, that makes NO sense, it just makes me laugh. Talk about a cry for attention. No onder...
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Revenga!
I've got System of a Down's songe "Revenga" playing on my iPod as I slave away at work, taking a few minutes to put out there something I don't reveal to people very easily: my soft side. Don't look so shocked, yeah, for all my inhumaness I actually have a heart and soul, although I will admit that...
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Saturday, July 30, 2005
Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself, I'm a Man of Wealth and Taste
Yessir, "Sympathy for the Devil." I can't begin to remember all of the times that I have been referred to as the "Prince of Darkness" or some other variation of Devil in my life. It's probably been countless, knowing me, but what the fuck, right? We all need a little laughter, something to tickle...
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