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Thursday, September 30, 2004

Mrs. Kerry vs. Mrs. Bush!

Subject: Joke of the Year? > G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. > As > they > sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, Not a word > was > spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for > fear it > would turn to politics. > As the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

John Kerry Is A Saint!

Subject: John Kerry Is A Saint This is just too funny not to pass on... Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 8, 2004

World Wide News Report

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Hey, Al Gore!

Mr. Gore, I did not want to interrupt you while you were in the middle of one of your wild shouting episodes but I just wanted to remind you of something extrememly important: "We know that he (Saddam Hussein) has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." -... Sign in to see full entry.

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