Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Can't Argue With A Fable!
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs (A Political Fable) The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine...
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
Eliot's Nest!
"Now this scandal affects a lot of people, it even affects Hillary Clinton, apparently. Political experts are saying that before Eliot Spitzer's scandal, Hillary Clinton had considered him as a possible running mate. Yeah. Yeah, now Hillary's considering Spitzer as a possible husband." --Conan...
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Thursday, March 6, 2008
Oh, My When Obama Speaks!
I have heard so many people in person and on television say that when they hear one of Barrack Obama's speeches, something just runs up their leg! Hey, people, it is just Obama's hand running up your leg to your pocket to take your CHANGE!!!
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Friday, February 29, 2008
Dear Abby!
Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does...
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
For Those Of You Who Believe In Darwin!
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. Darwin Award Winners: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California,...
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Friday, March 18, 2005
Teenagers
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling...
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Friday, February 18, 2005
My Personal Management Motto!
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later,...
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Tuesday, February 8, 2005
My Once Athletic Body!
Dear Diary, For my forty fourth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 25 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try....
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Can You Relate?
So True... After reading #6 I realized that even though I will only be 44 this year, I obviously have been in this shape for years now, HA! 25 signs you've grown up: 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more...
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Monday, January 17, 2005
Sorry, Blondes! But Good News If You're A Redhead!
A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes...
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