Saturday, October 31, 2009
Halloween 2009
What did you dress up as for Halloween? I dressed up as our current government. As the kids came to the door, I took their candy then slammed the door in their faces. I wanted it to be realistic so they could understand what was in store for them with all of the hope and change. Just kiddng! I sent...
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Friday, September 4, 2009
Today's Advanced Medicine!
Modern Medicine A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking...
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Cell Phone Call Taken While Citizen Is Talking
The liberal democrat House Representative Sheila Jackson Lee showed her true disregard to her constituents by taking a cell phone call in the middle of her town hall meeting while a citizen was speaking. How rude! However, what else would you expect from these people? I am sure this call went...
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
How True
Lost~ A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,...
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Monday, April 27, 2009
My Kind Of Truck/Radio!
Here's a great one I found and so very true as well: Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,...
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
Titles Of News Articles
If you put aside the seriousness of a news article, just for a minute, don't you have to laugh at some titles of news articles? I remember seeing this done on either Carson or Letterman, I forget which one, but I always used to laugh when I would see these done and each and every one of us sometimes...
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
How True This Is!
I was sent this little tidbit that I thought I must share with all as it speaks truth through a twist on an ole holiday favorite. Twas The Night Before The Elections 'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat...
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Economic Sense
A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year until the age of 80. Assuming the next president lives to age 80, Senator McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Senator Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive...
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Can't Argue With A Fable!
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs (A Political Fable) The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine...
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
Eliot's Nest!
"Now this scandal affects a lot of people, it even affects Hillary Clinton, apparently. Political experts are saying that before Eliot Spitzer's scandal, Hillary Clinton had considered him as a possible running mate. Yeah. Yeah, now Hillary's considering Spitzer as a possible husband." --Conan...
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