Thursday, January 30, 2003
Will I Ever Learn?
So there I was in the psychologist office, again, lugging a baby carrier in each hand with The Boy in tow. The twins automatically start crying, again. They always do when we go there. I am not sure if it is because they already need therapy at four months of age, or if they sense an evil presence...
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Fair Labeling Practices
Wanted: Disposable diapers. Approximately 700 a month. Must be super absorbent and feature Velcro tabs. Cutesy designed waistbands need not apply. Looking for biohazard wear. Colby whimpers quietly, but I sense a full-blown alarm is imminent. Bailey screams as loud as she can. Another ten minutes...
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