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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student...

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 23, 2012

How do you get a true sense of eternity?

You watch four blondes in four cars at a four way stop... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

Because it said concentrate... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 19, 2012

"Senior" personal ads (allegedly) seen in Florida Newspapers:

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

From now on I shall sleep standing up! You ask why?

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

And they lived happily ever after...

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

God wanted to have a holiday...

so he asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping ground," said God. "Well, how 'bout Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No, Oh God no," said God, "They're such... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?

Oh look, honey, - doughnut seeds! Sign in to see full entry.

A professor was giving a lecture...

on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland...

After being in the car for six hours, they saw a sign that said " Disneyland left." So they turned around and went home... Sign in to see full entry.

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