My stunningly gorgeous blonde girlfriend just called me, all excited...
“Honey,” she said, “you got me into serious trouble, and you need to come and also get a lawyer for me!” “What have I done? What’s going on?” “Well, you know how you always tell me its okay to drive as fast as the speed limit, but no faster?” “Yeah, I do remember telling you that, and I also... Sign in to see full entry.