My gorgeous blonde girlfriend called me last night.
“Honey,” she said, “I got this great jigsaw puzzle, but I can't figure out how to get it started. Can you come over and help me?" “Sure, darling. What’s it supposed to be when it's finished?" “There’s a tiger on the box! It’s really neat...” Well, I went over to see her, and so would you if you knew... Sign in to see full entry.