Just had a call from my stunning blonde girlfriend...
“Honey,” she sobbed, “I need a lawyer...” “Good God, what’s the problem now, darling?” “I’m gonna sue them!” “Sue whom?” “Oh, you know, those people at the swimming competition...” “What happened?” “I came in last!” “Well, sweetie, I told you you might find it difficult, but that’s no reason to... Sign in to see full entry.