I was calling my humungously gorgeous blonde girlfriend...
“Sweetie,” I said, “remember how I taught you to make lasagna?” “Of course, honey,” she said. “Okay, sweetheart, make that for tonight, just double the amount – I’m bringing David and Liz along for dinner.” “I can’t do that, honey!” “What do you mean, you can’t, you have everything you need!” “Look... Sign in to see full entry.