My beautiful blonde girlfriend called me today! She was in tears...
“Honey,” she sobbed, “you always told me to do that, and now...” “What? What did I tell you? What’s going on?” “I made this godawfullest mess, just because...” “I didn’t tell you to make a mess!” “You told me all my frozen stuff – just stick it in the microwave...” “Yeah, so?” “My laptop froze...I... Sign in to see full entry.