My gorgeous blonde girlfriend was getting a little overweight,
so her doctor put her on a diet. After a few days she called me and said, “Honey, this doctor is an idiot! I can’t do this any more – I think I’m dying!” “What do you mean? What the hell is going on?” “He told me to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks, and I would... Sign in to see full entry.