My luscious blonde girlfriend called me earlier today and said,
“Honey, that nice blue calculator you gave me? It’s no good!” “What’s wrong with it?” “Like I told you, it does go well with my eyes and my hair! But today I was trying to add 8 and 15, and I suddenly realized that the numbers only go to 9, and then it has that useless 0...I mean, who would add a 0... Sign in to see full entry.