Tuesday, January 20, 2004
There Really Are Martians On Mars!!!
Proof positive! A picture of a martian on the red planet--as taken by the Mars rover!
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Monday, January 19, 2004
Have You Ever Noticed...
When you ask a person a question they don't want to answer or don't want to answer right away (perhaps so that they can make up a lie) they usually reply, "What?" thus making you repeat your question and giving them more time to come up with something.
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Friday, January 16, 2004
Driving Peeves
People who get in the fast lane and drive under the speed limit (this one happened this morning to me!) People who don't signal lane changes and turns People who do signal the above, but leave their blinkers on forever People who weave in and out of traffic just to get to their destination 5 seconds...
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Thursday, January 15, 2004
Men Can Be So Arrogant!
My best friend just called me. She had one thing to say to me: She was behind a van with a license plate reading WEL HNG. Why can't men be modest?
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Feline Frenzy
Every evening at 6pm I feed my cats. yet every evening at about 5:30 they start following me and meowing at me at the top of their lungs to be sure I know they're hungry. Why?
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Blushing
There's a guy who just started working in my area of the building. He's not exactly what I would be attracted to normally, but he is a cutie nonetheless. About 10 minutes ago he came by to introduce himself--seems to be a really nice guy. My problem? The whole time he was talking to me I could not...
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If You're A Decent Person, Don't Buy A Camry
I have noticed that some of the most inconsiderate drivers are the ones driving Camrys. This morning a Lexus driver was totally awesome to me, but two Camry drivers were complete a$$holes! I have noticed that while many drivers of expensive cars feel they purchased the road when they purchased the...
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How Is This Possible?
I just went to the bathroom here at work. There was one other woman in there when I walked in. Just as I was starting my business, she finished hers and went to the sinks to wash her hands. Well, being that the sinks were right next to my stall and being that I have good hearing, I heard it loud and...
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