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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Boy! Am I Ripe Or What?

Women just should not sweat! I decided to go running today (first time since I broke my foot--and not a good idea, but that's a story for another blog), and came back sweaty and stinky! Women just should not sweat! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 26, 2004

Inspired By Dana Nicole

Dana Nicole writes ten things about herself that we on BN probably never knew about her. This has inspired me to write some fun facts about myself! I am freakishly in love with Marvin the Martian I love tree frogs On my purse I have four bottle openers that I won at the bar I frequent I met my... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 22, 2004

These Aren't MY Musings, But They Are Good!

Got the following thoughts to ponder in my email today: 1. Can you cry under water? 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004

A Question For The Other Pogo Addicts On BN

When you play whatever game is your favorite, do you always go into the same room day after day? Or do you just wander from room to room? Also, which game is your favorite? (Okay...I know that wasn't A question, but a few. So sue me.) Sign in to see full entry.

More Bathroom Observations

Okay...so I drank a lot of coffee this morning and am spending quite some time in the bathroom as a result! Have you ever noticed how the handicapped stall is always the one furthest from the entrance to the restroom? Wouldn't they do better to make it the first stall so it's easier for... Sign in to see full entry.

Bathroom Etiquette

If you enter a bathroom and one stall/urinal is occupied, but the rest are free, never use the stall/urinal immediately next to the occupied one. It's just plain rude and disgusting! Leave at least one buffer stall/urinal--the ideal buffer, though, is to use the stall/urinal furthest from the... Sign in to see full entry.

Hrmmm...Partners?

I've noticed that people outside of the USA tend to use the word "partner" when referring to their husband/wife. In my experiences in the US, people tend to use "partner" when referring to their gay SO. Why is this? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

There Really Are Martians On Mars!!!

Proof positive! A picture of a martian on the red planet--as taken by the Mars rover! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 19, 2004

Have You Ever Noticed...

When you ask a person a question they don't want to answer or don't want to answer right away (perhaps so that they can make up a lie) they usually reply, "What?" thus making you repeat your question and giving them more time to come up with something. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 16, 2004

Driving Peeves

People who get in the fast lane and drive under the speed limit (this one happened this morning to me!) People who don't signal lane changes and turns People who do signal the above, but leave their blinkers on forever People who weave in and out of traffic just to get to their destination 5 seconds... Sign in to see full entry.

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