OB's Musings

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness

Why is it that some people feel that all they need to do after using the bathroom is swish their hands under the water (cold water at that) for a split second, dry them, and leave? Do they really think their hands are clean? No wonder I am obsessive about the way I wash and dry my hands in public... Sign in to see full entry.

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Too Much Food!

Why is it that nearly every time I buy food my eyes are bigger than my tummy!? I bought a personal pan pizza today and some breadsticks. I could barely finish the pan pizza. Now I have these breadsticks that might go to waste! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 13, 2004

I Say Tomato...

If Kansas is pronounced can-zass, why isn't Arkansas pronounced our-can-zass? Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2004

It's My Birthday

Please click on my blogs as a gift. I need the money. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 9, 2004

For editormum

bazaar, bizzare despite, in spite of too, to (two?) their, they're, there you're, your how to use commas properly proper spacing within and between sentences And so on.......Please teach people on BN (Blogit) these things! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 5, 2004

Again, Not MY Musing, But A Good One!

All around the cobbler's bench (mulberry bush, in some versions ) The Monkey chased the Weasel The Monkey thought t'was all in fun POP! goes the Weasel! What does that mean??? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2004

How Do You Spell...

Next time someone asks me how I spell something, I'll spell it incorrectly, then say, "That's how I spell it! Whether or not it's correct is another story!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Good Pot And Bad Pot

Yesterday, one of my neighbors was certainly smoking the bad stuff. I don't understand how this is possible! This is Hawai`i! Good stuff is all over the place! Sometimes I miss those days of my youth when I was wild and crazy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 2, 2004

A Bit Of Advice

If you're sitting on the toilet and a small piece of toilet paper falls onto your thigh and you're wearing a nice ring with lots of prongs to hold in the gemstone, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT casually brush the piece of toilet paper off your thigh with the back of your hand! I now know what my blood... Sign in to see full entry.

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F??? Or H???

This will probably offend some Christian types, so DO NOT read any further if you are of that "type." Why do people say "Jesus F ucking Christ," but they also say "Jesus H. Christ!"? Which is it? F or H? Sign in to see full entry.

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