OB's Musings

Monday, March 29, 2004

Must You Bathe..........................

.........................................................In your cologne??? I am in my own apartment. My apartment is the last on my hallway. No one ever passes my window. Yet I can smell someone's cologne as if the person were waving the bottle right under my nose. This can only mean that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 28, 2004

Are We Entering World War Three?

With all that has been happening in the world lately--and especially since the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon--the talk in my household has been related to the probability that we may be entering World War Three (WWIII). Now I know that I usually use this particular blog to write... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Sweet, Sweet Homicide

Must........................Not.....................Kill.......................... Must...........NOT..........Kill..................... MUST NOT Kill...... MUST NOT KILL UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORS!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 18, 2004

Read My Prompt Blog!!

Now, I'm not one to use capitals in my titles, but I really want you guys to read and try out my last two prompts in the Daily Writing Prompt blog. So please take a look-see. If you like what you see, post a reply there. If you decide to post a reply in your won blog, be sure to leave a comment in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Ahhhhhh…72˚ F here in Hawai`i Nei

That’s right folks! 72˚ F here. You heard it here first!!! Jemmie is freezing her little titties off!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 11, 2004

And Another Thing About Cell Phones

When calling someone on your cell phone, it is always helpful to press the "Call" key after you dial the number. Sign in to see full entry.

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Anyone Got A Stapler?

Cell phones do not work well as staplers. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 10, 2004

It Burns! It Burns! It Burns!

A simple word of wisdom from someone in the know: If you accidentally put something hot into your mouth and it starts to burn your tongue, DO NOT swallow it in an effort to get it off your tongue! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 9, 2004

Road Rage

I flipped someone off this morning. I signaled my lane change. I looked behind me, and I had at least two car lengths to get into the lane I wanted. I began to change lanes. All of a sudden, the girl in the lane I wanted to enter speeds up and cuts my lane change off. I flipped her off and called... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 4, 2004

Fruit Leather Mafia--The Things I Think Of When I Can't Sleep

I have decided to start my own little underworld racket. I will start the Fruit Leather Mafia! I will be the godmother! You see, there are these little leathery things made of fruit (DUH! -- Hence Fruit Leather) that are really tasty! In Hawai`i at most natural food stores, they cost near one dollar... Sign in to see full entry.

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