I Can't Believe I'm Paying Cash for the Privilege of Talkin' at You All
And as far as cash goes, well I'm saving up to buy toliet paper because coffee filters are getting rough in every way. What's the worst you've ever had to use? I swear I never had to use newspaper but I want to meet somebody who has. It's got to be just awful. I had this really horrible sort of drinking buddy a few years ago. About the only good thing I can find to say about him is that he kept us in toliet paper. He went to construction site outhouses, public libraries and gas stations. He... Sign in to see full entry.