Saturday, March 20, 2004
Hello Our Souls
I'm willing to trade a pair of second hand "milking gloves" for a bar of soap. I feel this blog was necessary.
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Thursday, March 11, 2004
SON...YOU HURT MY FEELINGS SO...
Son, why must you keep belittling your Mother like this? First you wrongly accused me of goat blowing (although you wouldn’t be wrong since last Sunday), and now you’ve gawn and spilt the beans about my home business. Yes that’s right, the pickled onion crisps. See, what you didn’t know you...
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Saturday, March 6, 2004
You’re Not Funny And I Suspect Your Mother Blows Goats
Making me laugh is a difficult thing to do. The trouble with most things that are supposed to be funny is the lack of shock value. Predictability is a common problem with people who are trying to write funny (with many examples on Blogit). The punch-lines are severely softened up by giving away too...
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Wednesday, March 3, 2004
I'M AFTER THAT BITCH-ASS SON OF MINE
Christopher...since you've been using my credit cards to buy subscriptions to this website (we'll talk about the others later), I think it's only fair that your dearest Mother uses one of your (as in my ) accounts to right a few of your many wrongs. So here we go... Firstly, I don't appreciate your...
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