Hungover On Judge Judy And Other Marital Hells

Monday, January 16, 2006

Two Thousand Dollars Worth of Chinese Food.

Stories should begin with a snappy opening line. I am working on one right now, so if you bear with me I promise you won't be disappointed. I'm having trouble finding a sufficiently apocalyptic metaphor to describe my last ten years of marriage. God knows, history does not lack for horrid events to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 2, 2006

Hungover On "Judge Judy" Part Four

This is the conclusion to the story - God have mercy on us all.......because we know "Judge Judy" won't! Hungover On "Judge Judy" AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is the big moment and I will probably fuck it up. I crept out of the waiting room with all the enthusiasm of Alec Guiness crawling from his Sweatbox... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 1, 2006

I Arrive At The Studio Still Drunk

Preparing to be on national TV with a Hangover. Part Three AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is the third installment in my short series of articles concerning my appearance on the "Judge Judy" show. I usually put a joke here. I don't feel like it this time. Go screw yourself. I stopped drinking immediately,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

I arrive in Hollywood

Part Two AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is part two in the continuing saga of the Author's humiliation in front of the entire world - and in 1.5 light years (the speed at which radio signals travel) - to the White Trash equivalent of the residents of any inhabited planet orbiting Alpha Centuri (our nearest... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 30, 2005

Why I went on the show...

I was humiliated in front of the whole world. Why? This is part one of a series detailing my actual, real-life appearance on the popular scummy TV Court show "Judge Judy". It includes witty quips, curses, profanity and lots of passive-aggressive taunts toward The Reader. Drunks seem to have enjoyed... Sign in to see full entry.

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