Lost in Office Space

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

OH my gosh. Why. WHY do you hover over my desk like that, like you want something? I know...it IS quiet today and I don't mind a chat anymore than anyone else...but it creeps me out sometimes the way you rearrange my magnetic paperclip dispenser (thanks for doing that, by the way) and... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:48 AM | add or view comments (4) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

The wonderful thing about transferring a phone call *snicker snicker* is that so often it feels like you're actually hanging up on them. Hehehehehehehe! INSTANT DISMISSAL. MUahahahahahahahaha! See, I know you're problem before you've finished stating it, but let's play a game. How about I listen... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:29 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Daffodills...on my desk or off, doesn't really bother me. Neither does the box on the chairs that don't belong to me ANYway. Asking me about it, however, when I'm trying to concentrate on something I might actually enjoy, is far more intrusive. So SILENCE minion! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:51 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Oh no...here she goes again! Why did I start her talking? It's only 9am and she might go for another hour or so... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 5:57 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Okay, you're a nice coworker, you're really awesome, and I appreciate the car buying information that you gave me this morning, even though it lasted an hour. But seriously, please, please pleeeeeeeeeease stop giving me a play by play of everything you are doing, will you? Seriously your voice has... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:40 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Monday, March 14, 2005

I am sorry that as soon as someone needs me at work, they immediately diminish in intelligence before my eyes. I don't THINK I'm a snob, but I can't help it. The minute someone stands in front of my desk with that politely waiting expression on their face (only a SLIGHTLY toned down version of the... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:56 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

So I had a decent weekend except my car broke down coming back from the city where I'd gone to see the guy who is not my boyfriend. (To read more on THAT particular subject, see the rest at: Another Night of Successful Domination ) I broke down at 2am or so on the side of the highway and it was... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:31 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Friday, March 11, 2005

Now I repent mixing the large paper clips with the small ones. If I hadn't done that you wouldn' t have had to stand here for ten minutes feverishly seeking for a small paper clip, violating my new magnetic paperclip dispenser. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:41 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Yes, I know that quote is from the Bible Mr. Literature. I have actually read the Bible. I even know how to SPELL Bible. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:33 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

AGAIN. You people INSIST on sabotaging my game. It must be a conspiracy. And now you want me to make COPIES for you? Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:12 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry