Lost in Office Space

Friday, March 18, 2005

Hysteria!!!! Oh my gosh, I just busted out laughing in my coworker's face because she's talking and talking and talking again...and I can't focus on WHAT she's talking about. Good thing she laughed too! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 8:09 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

I'm so naughty. I have been talking to boys. AT WORK. Please, please God don't let me get fired! LOL I swear I don't do it all the time!!! And I don't look at bad webpages!!! No. I refuse to feel guilty!!! All I'm doing is email. EVERYONE CHECKS EMAIL!!! I'm going to do some work right now, and... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:44 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Hi! You have a question? Guess what? I know. That's why you called me. Why else would you call me? By the way, what the f**k are you doing up so early? Just because I have to be up, does that mean you have to be too?!?! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:54 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Get...me...outta here. I'm dying!!! I've eaten as much candy corn and read as much Yahoo News as I can stand!!! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:45 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

A strange being whom I can only define as Essence of Perfume floated into the office. Great, she's a "low talker" in true Seinfeld tradition, with a perfect touch of breathy, higher pitch to complete the impression of an earthly saint. No, don't smile at me like that...I don't care who you are or... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 12:24 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Paranoia and distrust! I know you're sick, but MUST you talk in that lethargic, drugged out way? It sounds sneakily condescending. Especially when you're standing over MY desk asking how I'M doing and how IT'S going and you know perfectly well I have nothing to do and I'M the one who should be... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 11:57 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Well, the licorice was a no go. But it doesn't matter because some amazing coworker just came in with homemade brownies...sometimes a day here is just plain fortuitous, especially when it comes to chocolate!!! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 10:41 AM | add or view comments (4) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

In a minute I'm going to sink my salivating mouth into some licorice. My coworker was kind enough to pick it up for me on her way back to the office since she will be at the express mart. Not everything about my job is dull!!! *waits for heaven* Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 10:04 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

I'VE GOT IT! Perfect passive-aggressive revenge that won't get me in trouble. The annoying employee, whom I will simply call the Artful Dodger, has a habit of saving diet cokes in the bottom of the refridgerator with a note offering them to anyone else in the office at varying fees (based on their... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:48 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

So we've had this problem over the past year of mail packages disappearing once they've already been delivered. And then not too long ago the situation worsened, and packages were actually tampered with or being delivered empty! Usually they are books. Well, it is well known in the department that... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:22 AM | add or view comments (1) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry