Lost in Office Space

Friday, March 25, 2005

Did you just hover over my brownie? Do you see a f**kin sneeze guard? Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 1:50 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

One more hour. You can do it. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 1:04 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Don't freak out...man I can't STAND it when people come in looking like life's victims...furrowed brow, weight of the world on their shoulders, oh, whatever it is, you have it hardest, your problem is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW...and you talk in a low, serious tone and share... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 11:39 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Oh, oh oh oh. Chil', chil. I just know when you ask me to transfer you to someone who doesn't have a voicemail of their own, and when you have to ask because you don't know the number, you are someone who doesn't pay much attention. *sigh* Not that you aren't diligent...I am sure you are. But you... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 10:24 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

OH MY GOSH SERIOUSLY DUDE, CUT YOUR HAIR! You have a nice face but you are NOT young enough to be wearing hair like that...and do I detect the delicate touch of a CURLING IRON?!? Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:21 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

You suffer from being too nice. Too, too TOO nice. You are a groveler! You are a master of small talk! Sweet and cute as a button, but seriously...you really DON'T have to ask for permission to use the fax machine, or the stapler, or a paperclip for CRYING out loud...courtesy is always appreciated,... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:12 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Okay, you are seriously weirding me out...why do you come to my desk and fill up MY paperclip dispenser? And yes, I know it would be nice to have some pens tied to my desk...they do make off rather quickly! But...is that YOUR PROBLEM?! IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DESK! SERIOUSLY!!! You're freaking me OUT... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:43 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

WHEWWHOOO! Man that was ONE nasty hangover. Kept me out of commission for a whole day. The problem is, I think I have another ailment that isn't going away...an actual work ethic. I'm not exactly proud of that moment...and I SERIOUSLY didn't enjoy that headache and nausea, so I don't think i'll be... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:07 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

calling me by someone else's first name gets you an AUTOMATIC TRANSFER! Even if you were just trying to play the voice recognition game. HAHA! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 1:45 PM | add or view comments (3) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

oh my GOSH! It's getting to the point where I can't find anything wrong with you! It's me...it's me. I just feel like shoving this phone into my cranium for some reason... Sign in to see full entry.

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