Lost in Office Space

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Hmmm...Do you even READ the form? You've worked here HOW long now? Almost your whole life, and you still don't know what it says...or else you would not be asking me that question. Not that I look down on you or anything. It's just...that just amazes me. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 11:21 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Whoa! Why's your phone so loud, dude? The entire office does not need to hear you! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 10:46 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Um, you MAY not want to just leave paperwork, that is obviously important to you, on my desk when no one is here and without any idea of who is actually SUPPOSED to get it...JUST AN IDEA! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

If you make the decision to climb up the four flights of stairs to our office, don't whine about being sore afterwards. No, I don't mind waiting until you catch your breath; at least you're properly embarrassed! Sign in to see full entry.

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Good lord, haven't you ever used a copier before? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Okay, I really hate when people walk in and start talking to me regarding a previous conversation I've had with them, with no names or mention of the situation, just, "Is she back?" She who?...as if I am supposed to remember who they are on sight right away, and everything we talked about! I see... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 28, 2005

Okay, even when I DON'T want to talk to you, it's rude when you hang up after I pick up the phone. DON'T CALL THEN!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Talk faster. I really don't care. Okay thank you. TRANSFER... Sign in to see full entry.

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SOCKS? In the refridgerator?! My supervisor just took a pair of dingy grey men's socks out of our REFRIDGERATOR. Who...does...I mean...what....socks....job....refridgerator.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 25, 2005

Some people take waaaay too long to say goodbye. It's enough to make me wonder if you know you have a weekend to look forward to... Sign in to see full entry.

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