Lost in Office Space

Tuesday, April 5, 2005

I just ate the nastiest, most punishing, unsatisfying "energy" bar. I will not bash, but I will simply say that sadly it was made by Avid Source something or other. At least I have fruit-flavored water to look forward to. But this is what I get for being late to work. I'm a bad, BAD girl! NAUGHTY! Sign in to see full entry.

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*sigh* I'm a bad employee. I was so late to work this morning...a half hour. I HATE daylight savings time! It makes NO sense. The only time it's good is in the winter when everyone's like, "hurray! We get an extra hour to sleep in!" But really I often think we'd just be better off without it. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 4, 2005

Okay, for the past WEEK you have been bugging me about these flyers. Not visible enough. Not enough made. So I finally doubled the order. And now, you tell my assistant you didn't need that MANY?! Well what did you EXPECT?! EVERYONE'S A CRITIC! Sign in to see full entry.

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Okay, if you don't want people to hang dirty socks from your doorknob, then DON'T MAKE THEM EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY PUTTING THEM IN THE REFRIDGERATOR! Come on, EVERYBODY knows it was you. And if, by some RARE chance it wasn't, well, you still deserve to have socks hanging on your door knob! That's what... Sign in to see full entry.

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This day is going by SO fast! And I'm actually doing work! I feel accomplished...*puffs out chest* Sign in to see full entry.

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Watch that door! Walk much? *snicker* Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:24 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Okay, seriously, you were writing a book right there, not a note. Was my desk comfortable? I hope you found everything you needed! SHEESH! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 1, 2005

You know it's bad you're standing in front of the vending machine and there's that slight moment of tension and rising blood pressure between the moment you heard the last coin drop, and the moment of truth in which your snack moves slowly toward the end of the rack...and you hope the Goddess... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 1:25 PM | add or view comments (2) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Somebody just came in with a box of Krispy Kreme donuts and called them "soft little pillows of death." That amuses me greatly. I almost told him we should eat a lot of them to develop an immunity but what the hell. My mouth will be busy devouring one soon so words are really futile at this point. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Okay I had no idea how regularly the weather is actually brought up in conversations with strangers. It seriously is not a cliche! EVERYONE talks about the weather with people they don't know! And we have actual conversations about it, too! Could you imagine if it were religion and politics instead?... Sign in to see full entry.

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