Lost in Office Space

Thursday, April 7, 2005

Did...you seriously just point to the fax machine, and ask me, "Is that the fax machine?" Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:28 AM | add or view comments (1) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

And what's worse than meaningless distracters? HOVERERS! Who have no discernable reason for standing around! Are you the Gestapo?! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:16 AM | add or view comments (1) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Oh, sure. Now that I'm actually ASKING if I can help you, you don't need me! You just don't like it when I look like I'm doing something I'm actually INto. Biatches!!! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 7:05 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Okay I give up. You F***KING people won't leave me alone. Something in the air must just have it against me today, as far as working on creative endeavors. Funny though nothing in my horoscope about it. But you sitting here insisting on banging the copier around, cursing at it and then finally... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:59 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. You just won't leave me alone, will you! The few minutes of quiet I was hoping to catch, just long enough to write 3 longhand pages (like it says to do in The Artist's Way) before my coworker comes back...and I'm not even allowed that! First, it's you talking about what's in... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:43 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Wednesday, April 6, 2005

WHOA! CHILL DUDE! I know most people don't expect a dog to suddenly start barking in an office...but what the hell were you going to do?! Bust out some kung fu? DAYam! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 11:27 AM | add or view comments (2) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Musicians are supposed to sleep late and be all groggy. How can you actually call me at 9am? Don't you have a job? And you're at least 10 years older than me!!! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 6:39 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Okay. It is IMPOSSIBLE to concentrate, let alone not giggle, when you insist on bringing your dog to work...who then insists on walking around the office chewing the hell out of a squeaky toy! Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:59 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Ooookay, great. Another one! You cannot just come up to me, after I haven't seen you in about a YEAR, and expect me to have a clue who you are! Do you have any idea how disconcerting that is for me? How distracting? I'm sitting there trying to think, who could this person possibly be who is talking... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:35 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Geeeeeeeeeeez. I just LOVE when people like you come up to me and simply state an object. One which you obviously desire me to give you. Don't get me wrong, I under stand what response you're looking for. Simply give you the form! But how would you feel if someone just came up to your desk, whom you... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by MissAlgernon at 9:07 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry