Miaella's Little Black Book.

Okay so this guy came out to repair the wall in my garage because it is peeling! I guess when my house was built, they did a less than stellar job on the roof! He came the day before our appointment..dumb dumb...lol! So I answered the door in my PJ's and rats nest hair. My dog ran out to bark at the... Sign in to see full entry.

whistles at me from behind or says "hey baby" as I'm driving past them only to see their mouths gape open when I turn around or get out of my car and they see my huge belly. now that's priceless...lol Sign in to see full entry.

When you're toward the end of your pregnancy and big as a house...lol...you don't have the energy to do normal things. Like make sure the blueberries in your cereal are washed and mold free. Bleck...I got an awful mouthful of dirt tasting blueberries this morning. I wonder what the baby thinks about... Sign in to see full entry.

Desperate for a Man or a Woman? Here's What You Do! Buy an outfit in the style of the kind of person you would like to meet, lay it on your bed beside you at night, hold hands with the sleeve. Write a list of all the qualities you are looking for, pray on it, and keep the list under your pillow at... Sign in to see full entry.

A Funny Thing Happened at the Movies... It had me laughing until I was crying. --I took the fourteen year old girl I mentor to the movies. Bee absolutely loves Orlando Bloom...only she calls him by his nickname Orli and swears one day she's going to marry him. Ah...isn't that sweet. I remember... Sign in to see full entry.

The Meterosexual Male...Men are more like women than one would think. A conversation between my boss and a client. (These are two married, straight men.) B: Wow, that's a nice tie you have on. (He smirks because he has a similar tie at home.) C: I'm not a gay or anything, but nice shoes. Wait a... Sign in to see full entry.

I mean I can hold him/her in my arms and type, right? I won't be working right away. And I'll only have one class per week to contend with. Maybe I can be on here more. I'm not counting on it, just hoping. LOL! But new mothers seem so bored. I see them filling out a million of those survey things on... Sign in to see full entry.

What is the best way to sterilizer baby bottles and pacifiers? I've read steaming in microwaves, boiling in pans, and electrical sterilizers. But then I also read the downsides to each. Microwaves = radiation & spots Boiling = Holes in the nipples & spots Electrical = none of the above, but it is... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm having trouble using my hands. Had to have my dad come over and open a bottle of water for me =( It sucks! So I'm keeping this short and sweet. Much to all. May your day be one full of love and joy! xoxo Miaella Sign in to see full entry.

I read it's caused by retaining so much water. It's one of the most excuciating pains I have ever felt. Last night I caught a few random hours of sleep. It's been days since I've slept longer than 2 solid hours. I wake up groggy, disoriented, and nauseous from the lack of sleep. In the morning my... Sign in to see full entry.