Monday, January 23, 2006
I Am The Walrus.... I Look Like One With Some Kleenex Hanging Out My Nose
Yes, Medusa has the beginnings of a nasty head cold that was apparently passed on to me from my brother, who picked it up from his pal, Jimmy, and so on and so on. I've been washing my hands like crazy. I hardly even saw my brother this weekend, because I knew to stay away from his miserable, achy...
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Saturday, January 21, 2006
Call Me A Freak, But I Want That, If You Don't Want It...
I wrote once before how sensuous and tasty eating a lobster could be. I won't get into that again. But just remember, warm butter gently draping a lovely piece of juicy, meaty lobster tail. How gastronomically delightful is that? Now, I hope you aren't too disappointed, but I really love that light...
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Okay, Someone Help Me Find The Balance...Respect And A Little Dirty Talk?
I have a small problem and maybe you can help me because I seem to have lost my way on the road to romance. I have a divorced friend I will call William. I met William more than a decade ago. Someone had introduced me to him as a great person to interview for my media job. We hit it off, as the...
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Monday, January 16, 2006
He Threatened To Blow Up The Place, But We Didn't Leave......
Many years ago, my father would take me and my little brother to his place of work on a Sunday evening. He was a newspaper editor, and it seemed his work was never done. He'd be busy writing, typing, talking on the phone, the stuff people in authority usually did. The building was a big one, built...
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Saturday, January 14, 2006
Did Your Moms Or Grandmoms Ever Say It Like This?
My father was a newspaper man for the better part of his career. He was always introducing me to new people throughout my childhood. One Sunday evening, we asked my aunt and her two boys to stay for dinner. It wasn't anything fancy. My father ordered two big boxes of pizza and brought them home....
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Friday, January 13, 2006
My Lesbian Neighbor Brought Me Something... No, Not Cucumbers Again...
I have two great neighbors, who just happen to be women who enjoy women. One time, one of them brought me two large cucumbers from their garden. I really didn't know what to make of them. Er, the cucumbers. This evening, my lesbian friend brought me a huge item she had trouble removing from her...
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
The Day I Stuffed My Lime Green Nightie With Big Balloons...
I have written several, previous posts about breasts, and the effect they have on men. I have even admitted to owning a pair of 34 B's. I was never really elated about their averageness, but now I have come to accept them and their individual appeal. I know most men will say they love breasts of all...
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Monday, January 9, 2006
I Know It Was Only My Ears...But It Felt Erotic When He Probed Them...
Alright, maybe the headline was a bit seductive, but my ear doctor was kind of turning me on. It all began with a pain and warmth inside my ears. The right ear, especially. I could hear just fine, but there was a dull ache that wouldn't subside. I thought I might have an ear infection, or ears...
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Sunday, January 8, 2006
Dear Lord.....Please Don't Let My Caboose Lose Gravity....
I never thought it could possibly ever happen to me..... that is, get over the age of 40, and then some. But it does happen and for all you young ladies in your 20's and 30's having a nice snicker on me, well, you will get there, too. It is inevitable, no matter how well you have taken care of your...
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Friday, January 6, 2006
Michael McDonald Said It Best...."What A Fool Believes He Sees."
I thought about someone last night, a man whom I really shouldn't waste time thinking about. He played a big role in my journal for about 5 months. I re-read some of those pages that were penned during a time of huge loss, new love, and a feeling of excitement and heartache all rolled into one. It...
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