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Thursday, October 7, 2004

Carry On Nurse

Dear Miss Chatty: I am a tenty-five year old male nurse who is quit miffed at the conditions in my hospital. The patients call for help and we are so understaffed and over doctored that they lie in puke and worse for hours before we can break away from our clerical and other administrative duties.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 6, 2004

The Debates - Just Invade Korea for their Peanut Oil

Editorial Time: I have been watching the debates beween the two candidates and their in tow running partners; and I have only one question. Why? Is 'why' a question? I've been told that I would learn something new about the candidates that would help shape my vote. I learned that Bush is as wooden... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

Working Two Jobs can be Confusing if You Don't Stay Awake

Dear Miss Chatty: Talk about burning the candle at both ends. I work two jobs to make ends meet, both office jobs and very similar. Sometimes I can't tell whether I'm coming or going. They are both service jobs in the collection industry. Sometimes I mix them up, like the other night. As a result,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 4, 2004

Smoker's Lungs reject the Friendly Heart

Dear Miss Chatty: Friend or not, my best pal is a heavy smoker. I worry for his health because he chain smokes. I talk to him until I'm blue in the face. He tells me it's his one vice and he enjoys it. We had a big blow out over it. I told him I don't want to read the eulogy at his funeral when he... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 3, 2004

The New American Dream: Belorussia!

Dear Miss Chatty: When I was a lad, I worked hard for my extra money. I ran errands, I delivered perscriptions for the local pharmacy, I shovelled snow in winter, raked leaves i fall and dug ditches in Summer. I never had an allowance, nor did I expect one. I started working full time one week after... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 2, 2004

Rumour Has it that The Jade Owl Conversations are Coming

Glory Osky. I just got off the phone with my good friend Edward C. Patterson, author of The Jade Owl, a work that I had the good fortune to appear in when it was published at Another Chapter.com. It had me judging a Cute Butt contest at the Painted Lips Lounge, also helping out my drag queen sister,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 1, 2004

Unlucky on Vacation doesn't mean Lucky in love

Dear Miss Chatty: Having found the most perfect vacation spot, I offered to take my friend Charles there on a holiday. It was in a place called Cabo San Lucas in Mexico. Everything was pefect, but he complained of the heat, the sand, the sun, the water, the food and the locals. The latter annoyed me... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 30, 2004

The Controversy Rages - The Debate continues

So there's a debate tonight - And I have been deluged with emails asking who I'm supporting as the next president of these United States. Well, kiddies, whoever is president - I will support him. I'm a real veteran, you know - of the VietNam Era kind. But, as for my vote it is a private matter,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

The Picture of Mary in Gray: the Diet Choke!

I'm a nautrally gifted artist who can draw almost anything at anytime. I do this spontaneously, always having paper and pencil at hand. The other day, in the park, I found myself drawing a classy woman who sat on a bench opposite to where I sat. I had a sketch pad with me, so it was obvious to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? The Gay Black Pharmacist!

Dear Miss Chatty: I brought my boyfiend home to meet mom and dad last week and it was a very interesting experience. I'm a white homosexual laddie with fairly good taste in men. My boyfriend is an African American and, not only a good looker, but well employed (he's a Pharmacist). Now, my parents... Sign in to see full entry.

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