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Monday, October 18, 2004

Queen of the Internet get His Tiara

I am so thrilled, I must shout to the world that a friend of mine just got married and upon returning from the affair, held in Florida, brought me a gift. A tiara. I was stunned. The bride would part with her tiara because she knows I have a flare for such things. She knows that if I ever wander to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Complusions are a Fact of Life - Like Orchids and Shrinks

Dear Miss Chatty: How many CD's and DVD's can a person own? My boyfriend must have every DVD that comes out, whether he's a fan of the movie, the star or not. He watches one in ten and stores the rest alphabetically in large albums. When they get out of order, he spends hours reassorting them When I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 15, 2004

Sexuality is not tied to Cookies (Nor is it in the Water)

Dear Miss Chatty: I bake cakes. I don't do it for a living; but I should. I bring a cake to every occassion. The fact that I am male and straight has some acquaintances on my case. They call me Buster Crocker and Little Mister Muffin Maker. When I tell them I enjoy whipping up merangues and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Invited to the Wedding At Last: Alert the Media

Well, it's happened. I was told this morning by Ed Patterson, the author of The Jade Owl and my creator, that, in the 2nd version of this adventure novel just released today, I have been invited to the Wedding reception which closes the work. In the first version, I was no where to be seen; however,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

You'll Never Catch me Blogging

Dear Miss Chatty: My daughter knows more about computers than I do, I'll admit it. But that does not mean I'm a cretan or old-fashioned. I go on-line, to specific sites and I get into the cooking chat rooms. I get needlework patterns and read articles and generally stay on top of things. But the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

A Wall is No Easy Matter

Dear Miss Chatty: I am embroiled in a most disagreeable arguemnt with my roommate. She says, when hanging pictures you need to take many things into account, including frame shape, size, proximity to other wall hangings and height from the nearest horizontal object. I told her, all you need is a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Dear Miss Chatty: Here in Minneapolis, staying warm is always a problem. We have brought it to an art form out of necessity; however, there comes a time when a person would like a warmer climate. So, I asked my husband if we could sell our house and retire to Florida. He huffed away and hasn't given... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Climbing Back into the Closet is Never a Good Option

Dear Miss Chatty: I am a nineteen year old gay man who just emerged from the closet and am finding the world a scary but wonderful place. Unfortunately, I've lost some friends over this and my parents haven't quite adjusted. They are afraid the rest of the family will find out. Did I make a mistake?... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 9, 2004

Never Play around with the Insidious Syphon's Disease

Dear Miss Chatty: I know your not a medical advisor, but I have problem which won't go away. My feet are numb up to the calves of my legs. Now, I've kept this a secret on my last examination because I thought they would toss my in the hospital - but my heart was fine as was my blood pressure and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 8, 2004

Flipping Your Wig with Expression

Dear Miss Chatty: I like to change my hair color frequently. This month it's blue. Last month lavender. Had a red, white and blue affair for the fourth of July. St. Patrick's day - well green of course. People think I'm wierd because I express myself this way and ostracize me when I do. Can you tell... Sign in to see full entry.

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