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Monday, November 15, 2004

Sneak Preview from The Painted Lips Lounge

Miss Chatty says, this is your lucky day readers. My friend and sponsor, Edward C. Patterson, author of the Jade Owl has agreed to let you sample the scene where I am introduced to the world. The heros of the novel, Rowden Gray and Nick are in the Painted Lips Lounge, a Gay night club on the Castro.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Driven to the Darvaset!

Dear Miss Chatty: My husband snores so loud he wakes the neighbor's cat, which howls all night and bays at the moon. I can't take it any longer. I haven't slept in weeks. I've beat him and thrown things at the cat. I've slept in other rooms and even spent a night at a hotel. At the hotel, just as I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Miss Chatty and the Veteran Issue

Many people have accused Miss Chatty of being liberal and not supportive of our boyz overseas. To that I say rubbish. It's true I feel strongly that this war is a hoax perpertrated on the American public; and in the words of J. R. R. Tolkien (who saw war close up) - "War will make corpses of us... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 9, 2004

Solving the Natural Gas Crisis

Dear Miss Chatty: The subject is cheese - good chesse or bad cheese, I love it. I love American slices and feta chunks, stinky liederkranz and creamy Havarti. The problem is, Cheese does not necessarily like me. I sometimes find myself in the position of cutting the cheese, in a manner of speaking,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 8, 2004

That Ain't Aanta on My Roof

Dear Miss Chatty: In the Spring I hried a roofer to install a new roof. Instead, the contractor slapped up some new boards and told me it was as good as new. When the roof leaked, he cam in a tared. Now, when it leaks, I have tar puddles in my kitchen. He came back with more tar, and now the walls... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 6, 2004

Sneak Preview of Miss Chatty in The Jade Owl

Hi all: My dear friend, Edward C. Patterson, the author of the Jade Owl has just sent me his revision of my BIG Scene in the work, He gave me a fair number of new lines and also permission to publish this except with the hope you'd have further interest and loop on over to his site and buy a copy... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 4, 2004

Scheiss in der Schlippers makes for Anger All 'Round

Dear Miss Chatty: I just bought a cocker spaniel. He's so cute and so friendly. But he's not quite house broken. My boyfriend, although he plays with the dog, does not care for the puddles around the apartment. The other day, there were no puddles and my boyfriend was deligted, until he put his... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 3, 2004

Beware of Greek Recipes bearing Cookbooks

Dear Miss Chatty: Am I wrong to be mad at my Coursin Cheryl. I lent her a cookbook, because she was having some Greek friends over and she wanted to make a Mousaka. My cookbooks, although well used are very well kept. They are my treasures. However, I lent her the book in question "50 Wonderful Ways... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 2, 2004

My Vote's for the Inventor of the Cold Long Frosty One

Ladies, ladies, ladies - please bare with me while I tell you about the most wonderful event that is happening today. You might say, "I know! It's election day. We all go to vote for our favorite liar...I mean politician." I say, Election Day? All that media frenzy over Election Day? No, today is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 1, 2004

The Perfect One Month of Marraige Gift

Dear Miss Chatty: Me and my hubby are married one month tomorrow and I want to buy him a little celebration gift. Now, we are not going to go overboard - we're not celebrating our married life by the minute; but, one month is special. He's not an overly romantic or sentimental person, so I'm stumped... Sign in to see full entry.

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