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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

Cutting the Christmas Cheese

Dear Miss Chatty: Am I being a bad egg? I ordered two tubs of holiday Chesse to support a co-workers kids fund raiser. It cost me $16.00. The co-worker quit, but made arrangements to have the Cheese delivered and the money collected by yet another co-worker.Now, for 2 weeks, I have been waiting for... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

Bible Points - Not the Sharpest Blade in the Drawer

Dear Miss Chatty: I was at a church meeting recently where they were deciding which version of the bible should be distributed within the pews. This gave rise to a rather unChristian debate - many people opting for variations very far from the standard King James Version. Finally, I stood up and... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 5, 2004

Fighting the Holiday Blues with Holiday Greens and Golds

As we near Christmas, Channukah and Kwaanza, the peoples of the Western world prepare to bring good cheer and merriment to their families and friends. I love the holidays, filled with bright colors, egg nog, warm hearts and plenty of giving and taking. But, I wonder just how many of us really find... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 2, 2004

Off Key is Oh Kay if You're Far, Far Away

Dear Miss Chatty: Tell me. Is it better to sing in the choir flat or listn in the congregation and be critical. I get so annoyed when those around me criticize those who do something, yet don't do anything themselves. Miffed in McGuffin, GA Dear Miffed: It's a truth universally acknowledged that... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Blowing smoke can be Hazardous to your Health

Dear Miss Chatty: I had a scarry encounter the other day and wish to share it with your audience. I am a twenty one year old man, who is reluctant to walk the streets at night. I live in the inner city. Who could blame me. The other night, I needed a pack of smokes and went to the corner bodega.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

The Gift to "Tie" For

Dear Miss Chatty: I am having difficulty choosing a Christmas present for my boyfriend (I am gay). --- (so is he). The difficulty is we are at a point in our relationship that could best be described as the crossroads. We do most everything togather and have even met each other's folks. But if I get... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 25, 2004

The Ghosts of Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving all - from Miss Chatty. Today's a day to thank God for the things we have - and not a day to mourn the things we've lost; but, nonetheless, in the depths of our hearts, the people who have passed from view should arbiter our well being. Call me old-fashioned, but I do believe my... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 22, 2004

Grab Bag Grabs Ass - Gets Goat

Dear Miss Chatty: Christmas time in my office means Grab Bag. Now, I don't mind a healthy grab bag, but the one we run is more a "poke fun" at people Bag. You buy bald men, comb sets; fat women, diet books; people with accents; dictionaries. It's quite mean. However, when I mentioned it today, I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Miss Chatty to the Hilt(on)

Why are some of us so special that our celebrity encompasses the rights and pleasures of others. Now, I don't mean to be ill spirited about Miss Paris Hilton, but I heard the other day she was flying around Pennsylvania, in particular Allentown. Now, I don't mean to say Allentown doesn't deserve to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

A Degree in Amazonian Fishing

Dear Miss Chatty: Being single sucks. I've been married four times and my fourth divorce just became final and I am blue - blue - blue. Now that I'm getting older, it is getting harder to get hitched. I've hung out in the bars and did the Las Vegas hoof routine, but now - as my beauty and charms... Sign in to see full entry.

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